| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1556 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 299 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9591 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 99 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2686 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 2721 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9692 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 77 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6834 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5065 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4136 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2807 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
| Potions Brewed: | 26 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7029 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6271 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 243 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 6928 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 60 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8877 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 228 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 16 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 812 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8698 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7687 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 4755 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 692 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5009 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7857 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3159 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7963 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
