Haven SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8271
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Animals Bred:	167	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Potions Brewed:	116	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5744	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6799	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crops Grown:	5614	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Items Found:	7720
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mines Excavated:	1238
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ores Mined:	9416
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	273
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	153
Votes:	4112	Alternate Realities Explored:	3