Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

awkward conversations, awkward situations, bathroom humor, bodily functions, bodily noises, breaking wind, crude humor, embarrassing bodily functions, embarrassing moments, FARTING, flatulence, funny questions, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Joined, Minecraft, passing gas, personal hygiene, Server, social norms, taboo subjects, taboo topics, uncomfortable questions

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Emeralds Found:	3431
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	New Chunks Explored:	792721
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crops Grown:	3723
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Items Found:	7683	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	199
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Items Found:	7114
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Void Armor Forged:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ores Mined:	3708

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Votes:	5558	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	791055	Ores Mined:	9889

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2881
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Animals Bred:	91

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Emeralds Found:	2678
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Animals Bred:	161	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!