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Minefast – Where Sonic the Hedgehog and Minecraft collide in chaos and hilarity!

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Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General server! Join us for all things Sonic, from discussing the latest Sonic Rumble trailer to pre-ordering Amy Rose’s Fortune Card Deck. We even have exclusive insider info on Sonic the Hedgehog 3, set to release in December 2024!

But that’s not all – we have a spreadsheet full of Sonic game and mod recommendations, a perfect system collection for all your Sonic needs, and a booru full of Sonic comic scans. And don’t forget about our Pixel World where you can create your own Sonic-inspired pixel art!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Sonic, where chaos reigns and chili dogs are always on the menu. Don’t miss out on the fun – join the Sonic the Hedgehog General server today!

November 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ores Mined:	3268	Void Armor Forged:	30
Towns Built:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Secret Rainbow Retreat: No Straightlist, Just Fun for All! 💜🌈🌺

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The Garden Minecraft Server

Server Type	Bedrock Edition
Server Age	2 years
Expansion	Forsaken Odyssey by Nico the Kid

Overview

Welcome to The Garden, a laid back experience powered by the Forsaken Odyssey expansion. No modding required, just join and download the resource packs. The world is only reset if necessary due to Minecraft updates, and new land is periodically added outside the 15,000 block radius.

Features

No obligations or paid packages
Fresh and unique content
Play your way with no restrictions
Survival challenges with modded creatures and dungeons
Convenience features like Homes, Warps, and TPA

Joining is easy via Discord. Verify rules and access IP and port details for seamless entry to The Garden.

FAQ

1. How do I join The Garden Minecraft Server?

Joining is easy, simply click the following link: Discord Invite Link. After reading the rules, click the verify button in our Discord server. The IP and port details will be readily available in the Discord.

2. Is there a cost to play on The Garden Server?

No, there are no obligations or paid packages on The Garden. The server’s expenses are covered by the owner to ensure a place for pure enjoyment.

3. Are there PvP challenges on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed for duels or consensual battles, and players can form factions for PvP engagements. Check the Discord for more details on the rules.

November 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pajeet’s Underage Interns LOL

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Are you tired of pajeet interns taking forever to figure out simple tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is run by highly skilled and well-paid interns who know how to lock down a subreddit in record time! Join us for the most efficient and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

November 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Feet Fetish Funland: Where Women Owe You Soft Feet to Rub and Kiss Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the women owe me soft feet to rub and kiss! That’s right, we have a whole community dedicated to foot worship in Minecraft. Build shrines to my feet, participate in foot-themed challenges, and even compete in foot races to prove your devotion. Trust me, once you experience the joy of rubbing and kissing soft feet in Minecraft, you’ll never want to leave! Join now and let the foot worship begin!

November 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Stinky SMP: Where things get smelly but no one is resetting or chatting reports

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Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Great performance with minimal lag
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system for both PvP and non-PvP players
Special Mod	The Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

Q: Can I appeal a ban?

A: Yes, appeals are allowed for true rulebreaks.

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: No, the server has absolutely NO resets.

Q: How is the server performance?

A: The server has 16 gigs of ram + dedicated processor cores for great performance.

Q: Are there different playstyles supported?

A: Yes, the server is inclusive of all playstyles such as nomad, builder, PVPer, and trader.

Q: Can I suggest changes to the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server moderators.

Q: What is the special mod on the server?

A: The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness.

November 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hades Hilarity

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Tired of looking at those boring, basic portraits in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have mods that can turn those ugly faces into works of art! Join us and watch as Steve transforms into a handsome prince charming or a hilarious meme face – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of salsa dancing. Join them on the dance floor and learn their ancient moves, or just sit back and watch as they twirl and spin in perfect harmony.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to find love. Help him on his quest for romance and maybe, just maybe, you’ll earn a special reward from beyond the grave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

November 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixelated Pals: Where Blocks Become BFFs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than the blocks are the titties of our gyaru players! Picture this: you wake up in a world where you have amnesia and a busty gyaru claims to be your girlfriend. But let’s be real, she’s probably just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild adventure filled with questionable relationships, epic builds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about your past while dodging creepers and flirting with pixelated babes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our crazy Minecraft world!

November 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Emeralds Found:	8377
Meteorites Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the admins are secretly working for the Ender Dragon? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can escape the clutches of controlled opposition! Join us and uncover the truth behind the creepers’ secret agenda to take over the world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic quest to defeat the ultimate boss – the Illuminati Ender Dragon!

November 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	95	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchantments Applied:	293	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ponyville Pizzeria

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things fat MLP related! Picture this: you’re riding a giant rainbow-colored pony through a land made entirely of cupcakes and marshmallows, while battling evil creepers with your trusty friendship laser. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Join our server and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll be transported to a realm where every block is made of cheese! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fat MLP madness begin!

November 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DigiCraft: Digimon Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your gaming experience like the Savers saved the Digimon franchise? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself couldn’t resist playing. Join now for a chance to win a Digimon Survive official website replica in-game!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Digimon Adventure 02 characters are making a special appearance on June 11th. Plus, we have exclusive episodes 0 and 1 that will blow your mind like a Mega level Digimon.

Don’t miss out on our Liberator event where you can battle it out with other players for the ultimate prize of becoming the Digimon Master. And if that’s not enough, we have a special Digimon Seekers quest that will take you on an adventure like no other.

Join now for a chance to win exclusive Digimon Dreamers online distribution updates and BT-18 box art revealed in-game. Plus, pre-order your Premium Heroines set and get a free Ichiban Kuji lottery figure with every purchase.

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become the ultimate Digimon champion!

November 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Villages Defended:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Adam’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets WWE for epic storytelling, bay-bay!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride on a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with talking chickens who just want to gossip about the latest drama in the coop. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise birthday party for Steve.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Adam Cole, who will regale you with epic tales of his adventures in the Minecraft world. Who knew that mining for resources could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and downright hilarious Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those dancing llamas).

November 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixel Pervs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Unlike sitting next to two women doused in makeup and perfume, our server is a fragrance-free zone.

Join us for epic adventures and battles in a world where the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ gameplay. Our community is filled with players who smell like success and determination, not overpowering scents that make you want to hurl.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be throwing up is your hands in victory! Because on our server, the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ defeat.

November 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

November 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
Server Type	Survival
Active Since	Over 1 year
Current Players	2 (actively recruiting)
Requirements	Premium account, +17 years old
Server IP	Hosting with Essentials

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server public or private?	The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
Can players collaborate on projects?	Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
How can I join the server?	Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.

November 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	7590	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PuppyLoveCraft

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.

3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!

5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…

November 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	2540
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	236
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0