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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mines Excavated:	3611
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mines Excavated:	1087	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Towns Built:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Farms Harvested:	725	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magic Items Found:	5626
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Potions Brewed:	173	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Emeralds Found:	2058
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchantments Applied:	119
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	199
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Secret Passages Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Runes Activated:	8

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Towns Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Items Found:	4629	Villages Defended:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	98/100	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mines Excavated:	1442	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12