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Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Items Found:	7759	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Farms Harvested:	448
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Void Gems Collected:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mines Excavated:	4720
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	9312

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3