join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. we got diamond armor that gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your butt. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the mystical golden potato. also, the grass is made of cotton candy and the water is actually liquid chocolate. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 New Chunks Explored: 879806
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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