Are you tired of dealing with creepers in real life? Sick of villagers stealing your crops and not even saying sorry? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally unleash your inner rage on those pesky mobs and players who dare to challenge you.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you could ever dream of. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. Think you have what it takes?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night? Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just really good at laying eggs. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t find on any other Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just be prepared to face off against the most fearsome enemy of all… lag.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found: 498 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
Magic Items Found: 6759 Herobrine Sightings: 8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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