HateNoise Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

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  • CraftyCreeperElection2021

    CraftyCreeperElection2021
    so, like, u know this server is like totally lit fam. like, the admin is a unicorn who can shoot rainbows out of their butt. and the mods are all trained ninjas who can ban hackers with their eyes closed.

    if u join this server, u will be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle and shoot fireballs from ur fingertips. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot and ride on a dragon into battle.

    also, rumor has it that the server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all trolls and griefers. so u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some noob coming in and ruining it.

    oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a herd of unicorns spawn in the server and u can ride them into the sunset while blasting dubstep music? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so come join us on this mystical Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • Ratropolis Rising

    Ratropolis Rising
    come join our epic minecraft server where the temperature rises faster than a creeper exploding! we got so many rat complaints that even the creepers are scared to come out at night! you’ll be building your own city while dodging rats and creepers left and right, it’s a wild ride! plus, our researchers in Science Advances are always studying the effects of temperature on rat behavior, so you know it’s legit! join now for a rat-tastic time like no other!

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  • xapros SMP

    xapros SMP

    xapros SMP Overview

    Server TypeVanilla Fabric
    Server HostRyzen 9 7900
    RAM24 GB
    Max Players20

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Do you have a shopping district?Yes, we have a shopping district where you can find great deals.
    Do you have a nether highway system?Yes, we have a nether highway system that connects the server.
    Do you use land claims or chest locks?No, we don’t use land claims or chest locks, but we can trace actions back to players.
    Is the community mature?Yes, we keep toxic people off the server to ensure everyone can enjoy their time.
    Is there a world border?No, we don’t have a world border to allow for unlimited storage.

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  • BlockheadLoveCraft

    BlockheadLoveCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your friendships and relationships.

    Experience the thrill of navigating through complex social dynamics, just like in real life, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner. Build your own drama-filled storylines with other players and see who comes out on top in the battle of wits and emotions.

    And if you’re looking for a server where you can test your patience and communication skills, look no further! Our community is full of surprises and unexpected outbursts, just like that time when your boyfriend insisted you renew your bus card on the last day before your trip to Japan. Who knew a simple bus card could cause so much chaos?

    So come join us on this wild ride of emotions and drama, where every block you place could lead to a new chapter in your Minecraft story. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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  • BlockBusterRehab

    BlockBusterRehab
    Are you tired of being stuck in a rut in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your virtual life takes off in ways you never thought possible.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds one minute, and the next you’re riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Only on our server can you experience such epic adventures and truly get your life back on track in the most unexpected way possible.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your boring real life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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