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ProudHabitMC SMP

achievement, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, goal-setting, Habit, habits worth keeping, healthy lifestyle, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Positive behavior, progress, Proud, ProudHabitMC, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

SoberCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	1302
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Zombie Dances:	3

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Farms Harvested:	674	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Star Shards Collected:	177
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9942	Enchantments Applied:	83

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7602	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Animals Bred:	48	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

Accidental, accidental discovery, fave, favorite subreddit, go-to subreddit, Hidden Gem, internet culture, internet forum, Minecraft, niche interest, Online Community, online discovery, online forum, reddit, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit exploration, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit discovery, SubredditSMP, virtual community

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

MineFitCraft

balanced diet, clean eating, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, hydration, mental health, mindfulness, MineFitCraft, physical activity, positive mindset, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, well-being, wellness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Do you know what’s even healthier than eating your veggies and exercising? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like doing a full-body workout while munching on a salad made of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re getting a daily dose of vitamin C (for Creeper protection, of course). So come on, join us and get ready to level up your health game in the most epic way possible!

CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server

#announcement, $1.2 Billion, Biden administration, CraftyBidensUkraineAid, crisis response, diplomatic relations, economic development, emergency relief, final aid package, financial assistance, foreign assistance, foreign policy, global affairs, government support, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, international relations, Minecraft, political news, Reuters, Server, Ukraine, USAI

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Animals Bred:	126	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3502

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out more diamonds than the biden administration gives out aid packages to ukraine! we got $1.2 billion worth of goodies waiting for you, just like how the usa gives aid to other countries! build your own empire and rule like a president, but without all the politics and stuff. plus, our server is so lit, even reuters is reporting on it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

CartoonCrazeMC: Behead the Blocks!

2020, anti-terrorism, Behead, beheading, blocks, CartoonCrazeMC, cartoons, Class, conviction, Court, crime, debate, extremism, France, freedom of speech, INDIVIDUALS, Justice, Prophet Muhammad, radicalization, Samuel Paty, sentencing, Teacher, Terrorism

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, n a community dat is more tight-knit den a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

u know wat else? we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items, like diamonds, emeralds, n even enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

oh, n did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server, breathin fire n causin chaos? yea, u heard me right. so come join us on dis wild ride, where every day is a new adventure n u never know wat craziness will happen next. trust me, u won’t regret it.

School Shooters R Us

AMERICANS, Awareness, education, employment, ENTERING, Future, generation, gun control, Impact, mental health, Preparation, Prevention, response, Safety, School, school shootings, shooters, society, Training, Trauma, violence, Workforce

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5191
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

come join our minecraft server where we train you for the ultimate school shooting experience! we have virtual classrooms, target practice, and even a cafeteria where you can practice your aim on unsuspecting students!

join now and show off your skills to all your friends! who needs a job when you can be the ultimate school shooter in minecraft?!

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

Ice Sheet Meltdown Mayhem

ablation zone, climate change, climate science, data analysis, Earth observation, environmental impact, environmental monitoring, ESA, global warming, Greenland Ice Sheet, Ice, joint picture, MAYHEM, Meltdown, melting, NASA, polar ice caps, remote sensing, satellite imagery, satellites, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, sheet, thinning

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
New Chunks Explored:	372808	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Animals Bred:	69
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1221
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server where the ice melts faster than you can say “creeper!” our ice sheet is thinning faster than your patience waiting for a slow internet connection. with ESA and NASA satellites keeping an eye on things, you can watch the ice disappear in real time!

from 2010 to 2023, the ice sheet thinned by a whopping 1.2 meters on average. but wait, there’s more! the ablation zone saw thinning over five times larger, a jaw-dropping 6.4 meters on average!

so come on down to our server and witness the melting ice sheet like never before. build your own igloo before it’s too late! who needs polar bears when you have melting ice to keep you company? join now for a meltdown of epic proportions!

Players:	101/900	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Zombie Dances:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24