HateEatingBroccoli | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9796
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Items Found:	4620
Players Killed by Monsters:	5906	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	50305
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, border, Canada, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, neighbor, News, North America, Politics, prime minister, Server, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, speculation, Statement, trudeau, U.S

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	971	Crops Grown:	3467
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3100
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
New Chunks Explored:	572814	Buildings Constructed:	40

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!

What is the IP for Brawl Stars Minecraft Server?

battle royale, brawl, brawl stars, Meeple, Minecraft, mobile battle royale, mobile game, mobile rpg, mobile strategy game, New Event, pizza event, Server, skins, Stars, Supercell Game, Surge Lightyear, Surge lightyear skin

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Runes Activated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Brawl Stars is a popular mobile multiplayer online battle game developed by Supercell. The game features a variety of game modes, including Gem Grab, Showdown, Heist, Brawl Ball, Bounty, Siege, and more. Players can choose from a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and play styles. The goal of the game is to team up with friends or play solo, defeat opponents, and collect rewards to unlock new brawlers and upgrades. Brawl Stars has garnered a large and dedicated player base since its release in 2018, with regular updates and events keeping the game fresh and engaging for players.

Max2890’s server

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, invite, Max2890s, Minecraft, PvP, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, tolerance

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Rules	No hacking, No homophobia, No racism, No sexism, No slurs
Start Date	8th Jan
Start Time	15:30

Join our Discord server for more information: Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a semi-anarchy server where everything is allowed except for hacking.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no homophobia, racism, sexism, or any slurs.
When does the server start?	The server will start on 8th Jan at 15:30.

Evergreen Enclave 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, Cecilia Immergreen, cover, elden ring, enclave, evergreen, forgotten words, Grün, Half-Year Anniversary, hololive english, Immergination, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, Justice, merch, Music, MV, odyssey, OP Template, Previous thread, spoilers, twitter, wizard

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8162

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with wizardry and epic journeys.

Watch our streams where we uncover the mysteries of Elden Ring and embark on new adventures. Get ready to be mind-blown by our content!

Follow us on YouTube and Twitter for the latest updates and important videos. Don’t miss out on our sick music covers and original songs that will have you grooving all night long.

And hey, why not cop some merch while you’re at it? Show off your love for our server with some exclusive gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join us for some crazy fun and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out, join now! #ImmerScreen #Immergination #ImmerPiece #ImmerMemes

And remember, our server is so lit, it’ll make you question reality itself. Don’t believe me? Just join and see for yourself, you won’t regret it! 🤪🔥🚀

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, Adversity, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, learning, LessonLearnedMC, life lesson, mindfulness, perseverance, personal development, perspective, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Buildings Constructed:	38	Gods Slained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the craziest place ever, full of epic adventures and wacky shenanigans.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with evil chickens wearing top hats. I had to fight them off with a carrot stick, it was insane! But then I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples, so it was totally worth it.

And another time, I was building a roller coaster in the sky and a herd of flying pigs swooped down and started racing me. I had to outsmart them by building loop-de-loops and trapdoors, it was so intense!

Plus, the community on this server is like a big dysfunctional family. We have dance parties in the Nether, prank wars that escalate way too quickly, and epic battles against giant zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, bro.

So, if you wanna experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScreamCraft!

anger, best thing, Cathartic, Communication, emotion, EXCITEMENT, Expression, fear, Frustration, funny, humor, loud, primal, Release, scream, ScreamCraft, shouting, stress relief, Surprise, vocalization, Yelling

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	252	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Enchantments Applied:	111	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream with joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to scream “I love creepers” at the top of your lungs! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-digging llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to turn all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Come scream your heart out on our server today!

Players:	101/700	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1