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CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Votes:	5272
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchantments Applied:	223
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9150
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Emeralds Found:	3199	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Potions Brewed:	107
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!