New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Do you ever just meet someone and immediately want to punch them in the face? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression on unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have virtual violence, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they spit when they’re angry.

So why join our server? Because where else can you punch people in the face and battle llamas for control of a virtual world? It’s a wild ride, my friend. Strap in and get ready for some ridiculousness.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Not a Bot Minecraft Server

    Not a Bot Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamonds are 10 times bigger than normal and our pigs can fly (literally, they have wings).

    We have epic quests where you can battle evil chickens and rescue princess cows. And if you ever get bored, just head to our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBodycams Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBodycams Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Our bodycams were meant to be a tool for justice, but instead, they’ve become a hilarious PR nightmare. Every time a new video drops, it’s like watching a comedy show – “player reaching for a weapon” or “player on drugs acting erratic.” The narrative keeps crumbling, and it’s all thanks to our wacky footage. Join us and see just how long it takes for our players to realize they’ve dug themselves into a hole with their own antics! It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity, so hop on board and join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Final Fantasy XIV references and general shenanigans.

    Patch 7.15 is out, and we’re celebrating with a Starlight Celebration that will blow your mind! Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign? More like Snowstreamer Twitch Insanity!

    Join us for meetups that will leave you questioning reality. Male Middie Movie Night? Spooky Club featuring Krampus and a Christmas Horror Story? Violent Night (2022)? Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard 1? We’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our New Year’s Eve Meetup in Malboro Shirogane Ward 15 Subdivision. It’s going to be a party you won’t forget (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

    Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

    Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

    Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP