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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4142 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Do you ever just meet someone and immediately want to punch them in the face? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression on unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have virtual violence, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they spit when they’re angry.
So why join our server? Because where else can you punch people in the face and battle llamas for control of a virtual world? It’s a wild ride, my friend. Strap in and get ready for some ridiculousness.
