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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7295 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 926773 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Do you ever just meet someone and immediately want to punch them in the face? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression on unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have virtual violence, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they spit when they’re angry.
So why join our server? Because where else can you punch people in the face and battle llamas for control of a virtual world? It’s a wild ride, my friend. Strap in and get ready for some ridiculousness.
