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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3543 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5163 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 512486 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you enjoy being trolled, griefed, and constantly on the verge of rage-quitting. Our admins will teleport you into random lava pits, spawn mobs on top of you, and steal all your diamonds just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you die, you have to pay a “death tax” in emeralds. And if you refuse, we’ll ban you faster than you can say “I hate this server!”
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate in customer hatred! Just remember, we’re not responsible for any broken keyboards, monitors, or friendships that may result from playing on our server.