HateCrafters

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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  • Macron’s Musk Madness

    Macron’s Musk Madness
    so, like, u gotta join dis server cuz, like, Macron is tryna impress Elon Musk n stuff, but Paris is like, nah, we outta here, so u gotta come hang with us instead, cuz we got all da cool kids and we buildin’ a giant statue of a potato in the sky, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat, amirite? Plus, we got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear sunglasses, it’s a total party up in here, so come join us before the aliens take over and make us all wear tinfoil hats, ya feel me?

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  • Wearable Flare-Up Detector Server

    Wearable Flare-Up Detector Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we predict when your bowels gonna flare up! our wearable devices track your heart rate, oxygen levels, and daily activity to let you know when you might have a poop emergency! never be caught off guard again while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers! join now and experience the thrill of knowing when your bowels are gonna betray you!

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  • Solarion SMP

    Solarion SMP

    Season 5 Overview

    Start Date1/10/25
    Player Count45 players for launch
    Community18+
    Server LocationAZ, US (players from around the globe)

    FAQ

    Question: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

    Answer: Yes, the server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

    Question: Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?

    Answer: No, there are no requirements to install any mods. The server has curated plugins to enhance gameplay.

    Question: How can I join the server?

    Answer: Join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.

    Question: Is there any moderation on language?

    Answer: Language on the server is undermoderated on purpose. Players are expected to handle discussions with maturity.

    Question: What are some of the notable plugins on the server?

    Answer: Some of the plugins include Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and PlayerSleep.

    Discord Link

    Join Solarion SMP Discord

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  • RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server

    RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.

    Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.

    Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

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  • InLawDinnerDrama

    InLawDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your hunger and impatience! Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can feast on virtual food while chatting with your friends and family.

    Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a delicious meal when suddenly, your in-laws or siblings decide to drop by unannounced. Don’t worry, on our server, you can continue eating without any judgment! In fact, we encourage it.

    No need to pause your game or hide your hunger, because here, we celebrate your love for food and gaming. So come join us and show off your eating skills while navigating through our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden food dungeon filled with tasty treats!

    Don’t be a hungry, impatient asshole in real life – be one in Minecraft instead!

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