HateCrafters

double standards, judgement, misconceptions, criticism, Overlooked

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever felt like creepers are constantly judging you for your building skills? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, even the creepers will be in awe of your epic creations! Join us and show those pesky mobs who’s boss with your insane building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken egg that hatches into a magical flying chicken mount. Who needs horses when you can soar through the skies on a majestic chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons, where you’ll face off against the fearsome Sheep of Doom. This woolly beast is said to have the power to turn players into sheep with a single bleat. Will you be able to resist its fluffy charm and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Bursting Cat Gunsmith Minecraft Server

Gunsmith, crime, holiday, Retro, 90s

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the 90’s Christmas vibes to the virtual world of Chicago! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus himself is a regular player on our server, and he gives out diamond gifts to all the good little miners out there. Rumor has it he even rides a sleigh pulled by creepers!

2. Our spawn point is a giant snow globe filled with magical snow that gives you super speed and jump boosts. It’s like walking in a winter wonderland on steroids!

3. The Grinch occasionally tries to sabotage our server by stealing all the diamonds, but don’t worry, our players always team up to defeat him and save Christmas. It’s like a holiday-themed action movie, but in block form!

4. We have a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a gang of mischievous elves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So come join us on our 90’s Christmas Chicago server, where the holiday spirit is always alive and the adventures are never-ending! Let’s make Minecraft merry again!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Zen-treya’s-Zone-Sama-in-Minecraft-SMP

cybernetic women, drawing, Purple, zone-sama, ZentreyasZoneSamainMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have thicc robotic/cybernetic women models, TTS voices, and mysterious purple neon lights!

But that’s not all – have you ever seen Zentreya and Zone stream at the same time? Coincidence? I think not! Rumor has it they are actually the same person, just living double lives in the Minecraft world.

And let’s not forget about the Vshojo connection – Zone would be a perfect fit for the group, don’t you think? So come join us for some outrageous fun, crazy theories, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in our wacky Minecraft world!

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New Server IP
Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

Server, DIRTY, Smelly, STINKY, BROWN

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

game sucks ass, bad game, poorly made game, frustrating game, not worth the money

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

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New Server IP
The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

crime, Mystery, Minecraft, investigation, #clues

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

HateCrafters

Bursting Cat Gunsmith Minecraft Server

Zen-treya’s-Zone-Sama-in-Minecraft-SMP

Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server