HateCraft SMP: She Sings About Minecraft Hate and Dislikes

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the players are as unpredictable as a glitchy redstone contraption.

Our Queen Bee admin is a total diva, constantly serenading us with songs about how much she despises her fans and thinks they’re all trash. But hey, at least she’s honest, right? Who needs love and support when you can have a ruler who roasts you on the daily?

If you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses, come join us for some real entertainment. We’ve got rival factions fighting over who has the best pixel art, secret alliances forming to overthrow the admin, and more drama than a soap opera set in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, all’s fair in love and blocky warfare!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5997	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Miss Me Yet? Minecraft Server

Heartache, longing, longing for the past, Memories, Minecraft, missing someone special, missing the good times, missing you, missing your laughter, missing your love, missing your presence, missing your smile, missing your touch, missing your voice, missing your warmth, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, sentimental, Server, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the fun back into your blocky life!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magic potions that turn you into a chicken for a day. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a dance-off on our virtual dance floor – the winner gets a pet creeper to follow them around and explode on command!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. You’ll never look back and ask yourself, “Miss me yet?” because you’ll be having too much fun to even remember what boring old servers were like!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HEDERA HBAR Minecraft SMP Mastermind

bank of international settlements, BiS, CBDCs, Connected, cross-border payment solutions, cryptocurrency, developed, digital asset ecosystems, Explored, HBAR, Hedera, iif, institutions, international finance, mastermind, member, Minecraft, participating, Partnership, Project Agora, smp, talked with, tokenization

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have partnered with the Bank of International Settlements and the Institute of International Finance for our very own ‘Project Agora’! What is Project Agora, you ask? Well, it’s all about exploring digital assets, CBDCs, tokenization, and cross-border payments in the most epic way possible.

We’ve got 41 institutions on board for this crazy adventure, and guess what? 39 of them are totally obsessed with us! The other two tried us out but decided we were a total flop. But hey, that just means every single participating institution has had a taste of our awesomeness.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re the only ones with the crypto swag that everyone’s talking about. Come join us for some wild adventures and see why we’re the talk of the town!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BioBdayTreatsMCServer

bio siblings, BioBdayTreatsMCServer, birthday traditions, blended family, family bonds, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, step siblings, stepfamily

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling love? Look no further than our server, where we treat all players like siblings, whether they’re step-siblings, half-siblings, or long-lost cousins twice removed!

Join us and experience the heartwarming joy of making birthday treats for all your siblings, step-siblings, and even those distant relatives you only see once a year. Who knew crafting virtual cakes could bring a blended family closer together?

Don’t be like the OP in this story who couldn’t see past the labels of step-siblings and cousins. Embrace the chaos of family dynamics and create unforgettable memories with all your Minecraft siblings. After all, in our server, we’re all just one big, happy, dysfunctional family. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RingRivalryCraft

Apology, Argument, Best Friend, Competition, consideration, cushion-cut diamond, diamonds, engagement ring, feelings, Halo, misunderstanding, moving on, popular style, RingRivalryCraft, shopping, special ring, unique ring, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life, but also in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of arguing over engagement rings with your best friend, just like in this outrageous story!

Imagine building your dream castle in Minecraft, only to have your best friend accuse you of copying their design! Will you stand your ground and defend your creative choices, or will you cave in and start from scratch to keep the peace?

With our server, you’ll never run out of wild stories to tell. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated debate over pixelated diamonds and virtual halos! Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible in a Minecraft server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VeggieKing Minecraft SMP

agricultural sustainability, dietary habits, food security, food supply, global health, importance of vegetables, Minecraft, nutrition, smp, vegetable availability, vegetable benefits, vegetable consumption, vegetable cultivation, vegetable diversity, vegetable farming, vegetable impact, vegetable nutrients, vegetable production, vegetable scarcity, vegetable varieties, VEGETABLES, VeggieKing, world population

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most important vegetable for the world’s population is… drumroll please… the legendary Potato of Power!

Legend has it that whoever possesses the Potato of Power will have unlimited food, endless riches, and the ability to summon a potato army to do their bidding. But be warned, the Potato of Power is guarded by the fearsome Potato King, a spud so powerful that even the bravest players tremble at the mention of his name.

Join our server now and embark on a quest to find the Potato of Power, defeat the Potato King, and become the ultimate potato master. But beware, you never know who else is out there trying to claim the potato throne for themselves. So grab your spud cannons and potato swords, and get ready for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyWorldFacts

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride unicorns and battle dragons while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? It may sound totally fake, but it’s 100% true! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that awaits you on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MissileCraft: Kamala’s Krazy Kombat

Breaks Silence, Conflict, current events, Dangerous Force, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Global Issues, international relations, iran, Israel, kamala harris, Kamalas, KOMBAT, KRAZY, MIDDLE EAST, missile attack, MissileCraft, News, Politics, SECURITY, united states, world affairs

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than kamala harris breakin’ her silence on a missile attack on israel! we got more action than iran bein’ a dangerous force in the middle east, i’m tellin’ ya!

when you join this server, you’ll be like, whoa, this is wild! we got creepers blowin’ up left and right, skeletons shootin’ arrows like there’s no tomorrow, and zombies tryin’ to eat your brains faster than you can say “minecraft is awesome!”

not only that, but we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen! we got a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a giant statue of a chicken wearin’ a top hat! it’s insane, man!

so, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience more craziness than kamala harris talkin’ about iran, then you gotta join this minecraft server! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Eroding River Rises – Minecraft

crust adjustment, Earth’s surface, Elevation, eroding, Erosion, everest, geological changes, geological forces, geological movement, geological phenomenon, geological shift, geological uplift, geology, Himalayas, landform, Minecraft, Mountain, mountain formation, natural process, Rises, river, tectonic activity, topography

lol join our server and u can climb everest like a pro cuz we made it even taller with our epic minecraft skills. now u can reach new heights and be the king of the mountain, all thanks to our server. plus, we have a secret river that erodes the crust of the planet, making everest even taller by 50m/165ft. it’s like a real-life adventure but in minecraft, so join now and conquer everest like a boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Alliance, Anarchy, animations, anti cheat, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cases, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Dance, Decor Heads, Donating Opportunity, Donations, Drugs, Duels, Economy, Elevators, emotions, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, full control, gaming world, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, In-game console, King Horus, Large Online, Lighter-Mc, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pee, Pets, Pirate, Poop, prefixes, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Salaries, Shop, smooth gameplay, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, trampolines, Transport, Unique Features, Vanilla, Weddings, Whack-a-Mole Game, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Spectre SMP – Where Creeper explosions are just a spice in our vanilla soup! Join now!

Collaborative, Community, creeper, diamonds, Economy, Europe, explosions, Fabric, Friendly, FSit, Grinding, hermitcraft, Join, Longevity, Mail Mod, Mature, nicknames, Performance Mods, PvP, Redstone, smp, Soup, Spectre, Spice, Vanilla, voice chat

Spectre SMP Overview
Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.21 SMP based on the foundation set by Hermitcraft. We aim to provide a collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together and for awesome creations to be made! Begone, playing singleplayer in multiplayer survival servers! Begone, being the only person working on a creative project!

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff!
We focus on longevity, so you can expect a long-term world that continues to spark motivation in its players. We discourage speedrunning all the best farms and rushing to get every little thing you can; we want players to give back to the world by building beautiful builds and awesome redstone projects!
The economy is based on diamonds, which means you can sell your goods and services for that oh-so-lovely blue stuff! All the while, generosity is promoted, so no one holds a monopoly over anything important!

We are looking for:

builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
players who interact often and well with other members.
creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
active community members who will regularly set aside time to chat in meetings and discuss projects for the server.

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21 and hosted in Europe
Lots of performance mods
Minor recipe changes for easier large-scale building
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
Mail Mod for sending parcels and messages
/nick for nicknames and /flex for showing off items
FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there. Discord Link

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Bat Cave Minecraft Server

abandoned castle, Adventure, Bat, Batman, caped crusader, cave, comic book hero, dark knight, folklore, fortress, Hidden Gem, iyc, legend, Minecraft, Mysterious, Myth, Real Life Superhero, secret hideout, Serbia, Server, SuperHero, urban legend, urban-exploration, Vigilante

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a real-life Batman living in an abandoned castle in Serbia! That’s right, you can team up with the Dark Knight himself to fight off creepers and zombies in epic battles. Plus, rumor has it that the castle is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways just waiting to be explored. So come join us for the adventure of a lifetime and see if you have what it takes to be a hero in our crazy world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ms Casey’s Hug Minecraft SMP

Affection, Caring, Caseys, comfort, comforting hug, compassion, compassionate hug, consoling, Embrace, Emotional support, Friendly, Gesture, Hug, human touch, Kindness, loving hug, Minecraft, Ms Casey, physical contact, Request, smp, supportive, warm embrace

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon to be your loyal pet. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance with skeletons and party with witches. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just ask Ms. Casey for a hug and you’ll instantly feel better (virtual hugs, of course).

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of fun and madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RoomieRageCraft

apartment living, cleanliness, dog neglect, messy roommate, pet care, pet ownership, RoomieRageCraft, roommate boundaries, roommate cleanliness, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate eviction, roommate issues, roommate living situations, roommate pet care, roommate pet issues, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities

Are you tired of boring roommates who can’t even take care of their own dogs? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to deal with messy roommates again! We promise that our players’ virtual pets won’t leave a stench in your virtual apartment or cause a fly infestation in your virtual room.

Our server is so awesome that even if your roommate neglects their virtual dog for days on end, you won’t have to clean up piles of virtual dog poop or deal with the smell of virtual dog pee. And if they try to feed their virtual dog Takis, we’ll make sure that virtual bag stays closed!

So come join us and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Our virtual world is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities, without the hassle of irresponsible roommates. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty30 SMP: Bored at Home!

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Have you ever found yourself with 30 minutes to spare and absolutely nothing to do? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boredom woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken race. The winner gets a diamond block, but the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Trust us, you do not want to be the loser in this scenario.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Rumor has it that there’s a dance-off every night and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Who wouldn’t want that kind of bling?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a scandalous love triangle with two creepers. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst

Apathy, arrogance, Corruption, Cruelty, Destruction, discrimination, Exploitation, Greed, HateCraft, hatred, Humanitys, ignorance, indifference, INEQUALITY, Inhumanity, injustice, intolerance, lack of empathy, Pollution, Selfishness, violence, War, WORST

Tired of dealing with annoying humans who always steal your diamonds and burn down your builds? Say no more! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only humans you’ll encounter are super chill and won’t mess with your stuff. Plus, our virtual pet pandas are trained in martial arts and will protect your base from any griefers. So come join us and let’s build a world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.