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Players: 95/500 Votes: 2995
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Holy Grails Found: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Dragons Tamed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, backstabbing, and passive-aggressive comments!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good soap opera storyline. Just like the OP’s brother-in-law, you’ll find yourself in the middle of juicy drama that will keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, questionable parenting choices, and heated arguments. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a love triangle or two! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be the star of your very own Minecraft soap opera. See you on the server!

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  • Ethereal Realm 1.20.2

    Ethereal Realm 1.20.2
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 9163
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the players cheat on their virtual wives with random former child sex slaves they groomed! And get this, they still think they’re the good guys! Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you’re into that kind of chaotic energy, then this server is definitely the place for you. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • TicketTussle Minecraft Server

    TicketTussle Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 6732
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Votes: 3687 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of unreliable friends and feeling left out of group activities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a ball of a time where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched or ignored by your virtual pals.

    Unlike real life, on our server, you’ll always have a ticket to the party and never have to deal with drama or fake friends. Plus, our student ID requirement is just a joke – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun, no matter their age or background.

    So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a new virtual squad that will always have your back. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

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  • CraftyCoupleTaxTime

    CraftyCoupleTaxTime
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 4395
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Zombie Dances: 9 Crops Grown: 2539

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with tax drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where taxes don’t exist! That’s right, you can build your dream world without worrying about Uncle Sam taking a cut of your hard-earned diamonds.

    Join us and escape to a land where you can live tax-free and rule your own kingdom without any financial burdens. No more arguments with your spouse about who should pay the tax bill, because here, it’s all fun and games!

    Build your own empire, mine for resources, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs to worry about taxes when you can focus on building the biggest and best castle in all of Minecraft land?

    So come on over and join us for a tax-free adventure like no other. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • CraftyBrainsMC

    CraftyBrainsMC
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 4148
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are they building a working rocket ship in Minecraft? Because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to escape the blocky world and explore the galaxy. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of interstellar travel while laughing your way through ridiculous adventures with our wacky community. Who needs a PhD when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

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  • CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

    CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 6797
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8981 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3170 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Ores Mined: 8460
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Falling into the Void: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine stuff and just be, like, a total boss? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

    we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.

    also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.

    plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.

    so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 3310
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

    and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

    oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

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  • Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

    Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 8096
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

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  • Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

    Fruit Fly Maggot Madness
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 2886
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

    Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

    Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

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  • Crescenta

    Crescenta
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 4001
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 429 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Unique Skill System Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
    Lands Plugin-Style Claims Complete with nations and diplomacy
    Economy System Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
    Token System Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
    Brewery Brew custom drinks and get drunk
    Races and Classes Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
    Bluemap Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
    No Resets Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

    IP: crescenta.org

    Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

    Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

    A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

    Q: How does the economy system work?

    A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

    A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

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  • Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

    Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 9776
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

    We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

    So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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  • RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

    RejectionCraft: Bro Edition
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 6910
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

    So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 6395
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Towns Built: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 571728 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

    First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

    And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

    But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

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  • SheetCrafters

    SheetCrafters
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 2018
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Alien Abductions: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 2365
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Farms Harvested: 539
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

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  • CraftyWarriors

    CraftyWarriors
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 5593
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

    but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

    plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

    so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

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