HateBandz Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	7175	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	151
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Farms Harvested:	775
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

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Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	3445	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5749	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Divine Spears Created:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	170
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3