Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	212	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	1731

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	3897
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	3077	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	4150	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Runes Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9225	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8583
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Votes:	4697
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7026	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33