Hate Internet People Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Toxicity, internet, mental health, Real Life

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying internet trolls and keyboard warriors? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the madness of the online world by diving into a virtual world where you can build, explore, and troll-proof yourself from all the haters.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to scare you with his spooky antics, but don’t worry, he’s just misunderstood. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of friendly creepers who are more interested in giving hugs than blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the Ender Dragon and swap stories about your adventures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you unlimited building power.

So why waste your time dealing with internet drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun? Join us now and say goodbye to internet haters forever!

BoomerLove Minecraft SMP

smp, Minecraft, BoomerLove

Bro, forget about that lame question, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, bro, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft, bro. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Let’s goooooo!

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BizarreCraft: Mind-Blowing Trivia!

mind blowing facts, curious tidbits, strange trivia, Trivia, Fascinating Facts

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? Join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures in the blocky world! Who needs reality when you can have exploding watermelon cannons and rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds? Come join us and discover the most bizarre and hilarious facts you never knew existed in Minecraft!

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CraftyCaucasus Minecraft Server

military actions, international law, compensation, Minecraft, president

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like ever. we got the azerbaijani president demanding stuff from russia for a downed plane, like what even is that? it’s like drama central up in here, but in a totally hilarious way. join our server and you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. plus, we got like, the best pixel art of azerbaijani presidents and russian planes you’ve ever seen. it’s like a work of art, but like, in minecraft. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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WindowlessKitchenCraft

patriarchy, Womens Voices, WOMENS RIGHTS, WindowlessKitchenCraft, Silence

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server where the Taliban took over and made some wild rules. Like, women can’t even be seen from house windows! And if there’s a window in the kitchen, forget about cooking near it! They can’t even make a peep to each other! Can you imagine the chaos?! So, if you’re looking for a server with some real drama and absurdity, come join us! It’s a rollercoaster of a time, I tell ya!

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Duce’s SMP

Server, whitelist only, Map, Chill, Minecraft

Overview of our Vanilla SMP Server

Server Type Vanilla SMP

Server Version Season 2

Community Established 2013

Server Style Whitelist-only, no crazy plugins or mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply in our Discord server using the link provided.

Q: What is the age requirement to join?

A: Players 18 and older are welcome on the server.

Q: Is this a new map?

A: Yes, Season 2 of our Vanilla SMP started recently with a new map.

Q: What kind of community can I expect?

A: Our community has been around since 2013 and is filled with friendly and welcoming players.

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