New Minecraft Servers

Hate Internet People Minecraft Server

Hate Internet People Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with annoying internet trolls and keyboard warriors? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the madness of the online world by diving into a virtual world where you can build, explore, and troll-proof yourself from all the haters.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to scare you with his spooky antics, but don’t worry, he’s just misunderstood. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of friendly creepers who are more interested in giving hugs than blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the Ender Dragon and swap stories about your adventures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you unlimited building power.

So why waste your time dealing with internet drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun? Join us now and say goodbye to internet haters forever!

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  • BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

    BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

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    so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zombie Mind Blocker Server

    Zombie Mind Blocker Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

    plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

    and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

    so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

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  • Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

    Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

    Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

    But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

    So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

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  • ElderCraft Minecraft Server

    ElderCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

    Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

    Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

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  • C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

    C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

    We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

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