LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Runes Activated: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Farms Harvested: 684
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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