HasteCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	96	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3786
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5979
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Star Shards Collected:	108
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Love Letters Sent:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	3628	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	150	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1678	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8442	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	New Chunks Explored:	716504
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	161	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	283	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Potions Brewed:	138	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	86
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4017
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Emeralds Found:	3126
Crops Grown:	6661	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35