| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7689 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1725 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.
Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9246 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Farms Harvested: | 509 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7547 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 179 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 3323 |
Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8519 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 984 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.
our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!
if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2257 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4854 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?
Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7129 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3443 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 103 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2940 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 274 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.
We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.
So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6063 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6914 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.
oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4510 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.
If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.
So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1689 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2235 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!
– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.
– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2889 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8815 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 8347 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3492 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
