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CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	96	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mines Excavated:	1739
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Farms Harvested:	814
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Towns Built:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	346924	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Crops Grown:	7544	Mines Excavated:	4032
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Emeralds Found:	3875
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Emeralds Found:	4396	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4356	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6294

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Votes:	6523
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Runes Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Potions Brewed:	191	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

Players:	103/700	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mines Excavated:	4494	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crops Grown:	1772
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Potions Brewed:	134
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5