HartAttack Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the talking villagers who will trade you diamonds for your best joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT-loving creeper on the loose)!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3656
Magic Items Found:	3174	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Enchantments Applied:	234	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Votes:	1230	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	6409
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6589
Potions Brewed:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchantments Applied:	145	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
New Chunks Explored:	111220	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	5933
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7571	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Votes:	2447

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	175824
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Animals Bred:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mines Excavated:	4670
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!