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  • MegaCraft Embassy Showdown

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    GrannyGriefer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join now for a chance to reenact the epic car accident showdown between a 24-year-old dude, a 68-year-old lady, and a pregnant woman! Will you be able to avoid swerving into other players while moving at 45mph? Will you come out of the collision unscathed like the main character, or will you end up in the hospital like the pregnant passenger? Join now and experience the thrill of seeking legal advice and going after the older driver for compensation! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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    Foodie4Eva Minecraft SMP
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    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to see your favorite politicians in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server and watch as world leaders battle it out in epic PvP matches! See who will come out on top in the ultimate showdown of power and prestige. Plus, our paparazzi mobs are always on the lookout for scandalous moments to capture and share with the world. Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

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