Are you tired of boring political debates and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato!

Our server is so epic that even Harris and Trump themselves have put aside their differences to join forces and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’re currently working on a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon while holding a diamond sword.

So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge Harris and Trump to a build battle and show them who the real block-building master is!

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  • MissileCraft: Brits vs Ukraine

    MissileCraft: Brits vs Ukraine
    ok so like u know how in minecraft u gotta hide ur diamonds from other players right? well on our server, we take it to the next level. we hide missile systems inside shipping containers and u gotta find them to win epic prizes! join now for a chance to be the ultimate missile hunter and save the world from creepers and stuff! also, our server has a secret underground base where u can ride pigs and shoot arrows at zombies while wearing a tutu. don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience ever! join now or forever be a noob!

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  • Adversity Age Accelerator

    Adversity Age Accelerator
    So, like, imagine if your brain was, like, aging super fast just from, like, living a rough life when you were a kid. Crazy, right? But, like, on our Minecraft server, you can, like, reverse that shizz! Join us and your brain will, like, de-age or something. It’s, like, magic but in a blocky world. So, like, come join us and experience the ultimate brain rejuvenation! It’s, like, better than any potion or enchantment out there. Trust us, your brain will thank you later.

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  • SeasonsSMP

    SeasonsSMP

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server TypeSeasonal SMP
    Number of Members60ish members
    Active Members20
    Current SeasonS4 – Lifesteal with “mini” legendary weapons
    Next Season Start DateMarch 1st

    Features: QoL plugins like veinminer, sethomes, tpa, tool trims, voice chat, and more!

    Discord server: organized and clean-looking

    Staff: Ensuring a healthy environment, managing events, and plugins

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

    A: You can join the server by connecting to the specified IP address and following the instructions provided on our Discord server.

    Q: What are the rules of the server?

    A: The rules are outlined in our Discord server and are enforced by the staff members to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

    Q: Will there be any special events or competitions on the server?

    A: Yes, the staff organizes events and competitions to keep the community engaged and entertained. Stay tuned for updates on upcoming events!

    Q: Are there any customization options available for players?

    A: Players can enjoy custom textures, effects, and abilities on legendary weapons in the upcoming season. Get ready for a unique gaming experience!

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  • ParentalNeglect Minecraft Server

    ParentalNeglect Minecraft Server
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your boring family vacation drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that family tension behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

    Imagine a world where you can build your own tapas restaurant, explore mountains, and even plan fun activities with your virtual family who actually listens to you! No more feeling like a chore, just pure gaming bliss.

    Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join our server now and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who needs Spain when you have a whole new world to explore in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

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  • Meals4Steals – No Pay, All Play!

    Meals4Steals – No Pay, All Play!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to pay for someone else’s meal! Unlike some friends who eat your food and then demand money for it, we believe in fair play and fun times.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t leave you hanging over a few dollars. Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and just enjoy some blocky goodness.

    So come on, join us and leave those meal-splitting friends behind. Who needs them when you have a whole new world to explore? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on our server – where friendship doesn’t come with a bill!

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