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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dimension Hops: 15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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