HareCraft SMP: Threaded Adventures | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Magic Items Found:	7385
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Emeralds Found:	3023
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Emeralds Found:	7173	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7449
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	4056	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Items Found:	7967	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2015	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Farms Harvested:	791
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1042
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Players:	94/500	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0