HardTime MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7449	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7324	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5842	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chimeras Created:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	140901
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Animals Bred:	169
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Votes:	6313
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	5384	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Farms Harvested:	248	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	242
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Void Armor Forged:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	6692	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

Players:	93/500	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2683
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1