| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 453 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 8043 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Lithuanian minecraft server!
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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7465 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3239 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7426 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 242 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6447 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5613 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7742 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 53 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2105 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4949 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 203 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4386 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4780 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2445 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4178 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6617 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | New Chunks Explored: | 484844 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4744 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 96 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7585 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7161 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8938 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4883 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Crops Grown: | 4343 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8919 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 493 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.
So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8864 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
