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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchantments Applied:	274
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Meteorites Collected:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	118069

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	3364
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4121
Animals Bred:	157	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Secret Passages Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	338	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Towns Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4411	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7931	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	208	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Emeralds Found:	1344	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Farms Harvested:	616	Divine Spears Created:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!