Hardcore Skyblock: Where falling off means falling out of the server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name:	Classic-Style Hardcore Skyblock
New (Started):	05/14
Versions:	1.20.4 to 1.20.6
IP Address:	135.148.124.185

Overview:

Many years ago, skyblock was the number one gamemode in minecraft. Now, it’s a wasteland. Bountycraft fixes this by offering a classic-style skyblock server with authentic, simple, and fair gameplay. The server features the skyblock plugin, the iconic original island, and player-run economy with chestshop.

Rules:

No hacking, cheating, exploits, hateful language, bullying, toxicity.
Be respectful and don’t be a dick.
Players caught cheating will be banned immediately.

Notes:

You cannot buy anything at spawn or an admin shop, everything must be obtained by players themselves or traded with other players.

PvP is off by default, but can be toggled on by players if they want to engage in PvP on their islands or create arenas.

Additional Information:

The server is a week old with a small but growing community. It aims to provide a friendly and fair environment for players to enjoy skyblock as it’s meant to be played. Come join us for classic skyblock experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on this server?	A: No, there is no pay-to-win on Bountycraft. The server is fair and offers a player-run economy.
Q: Are there ranks or special privileges for donors?	A: No, there are no ranks or special privileges for donors. Everyone starts on equal footing.
Q: Can I buy items at spawn or from an admin shop?	A: No, players must obtain items themselves or trade with other players. There are no shops at spawn.
Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?	A: PvP is off by default, but players can toggle it on if they want to engage in PvP on their islands or create PvP arenas.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	260	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Votes:	8844
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Gods Slained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Potions Brewed:	56	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Gods Slained:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	New Chunks Explored:	356861
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Potions Brewed:	170	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	5215	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mines Excavated:	2508	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magic Items Found:	8853
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1291	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2070
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	5265
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7298	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?