HardBox server Minecraft

Achievements, active play, atmosphere, beginner friendly, Community, competitive, danger, Datapack, Discord, endless world, experienced players, Friends, Griefing, Hardcore, lives system, multiplayer, Quests, reputation system, Survival, Vanilla

HardBox is a vanilla server with hardcore elements. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games.

Let’s look at this in more detail. What is the atmosphere like? After all, hardcore can be boring, right? In fact, it’s not really hardcore! The server has a more flexible system, and you won’t even get banned like in a single player game in hardcore mode.

The lives system is the main feature of the server. After death, 1 life will be taken away from you, which can be restored. You will have to act more carefully and apply all the experience gained throughout the game since childhood. Thus, the server awakens those very emotions thanks to the feeling of danger, where every step can lead to death.Do not believe? Try it! I guarantee you will be hooked for a dozen evenings.

In addition, to prevent the creation of twinks, the server has a game account reputation system. For your reputation, you can get some goodies that are initially unavailable to ordinary players. To add variety to the game, more than 50 different quests have been added. In the process of completing which, you may encounter a cut-out mob proposed by the game developers.

Active play is also encouraged on the server. Players can stand out in the tab and compete with each other. I think a lot of people will like it. + Installed “datapack for 1000 achievements”

In addition to all of the above, the server adheres to the vanilla concept of survival, which means we do not have any privates. And, of course, griefing is allowed. Therefore, I advise you to secure your home in advance, it is advisable to hide it somewhere.

In addition, there is an endless world on the server. Everything is thought out to the smallest detail, so there is no need to worry about scoundrels finding your home.

Choose your mode to your liking and have a good time, alone or with friends.

Still have questions? You can go to the server and ask. We are glad to see every guest!

Discord invitation: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and politics to come out on top. And if that’s not enough, how about trying your hand at the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll have to serve up piping hot bowls of ramen to hungry players while fending off rival ramen shops?

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll face off against a heavy armor-clad boss in a battle of epic proportions. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not try your luck at the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate the bustling city streets while dodging obstacles and enemies at every turn.

With insane events, crazy challenges, and a community like no other, our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Empath-chan’s Survival Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as resilient as Madonna in the 80s! We’ve got players surviving crazy situations and coming out stronger than ever, just like our girl Madonna. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while rocking a killer 80s outfit. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once challenged Madonna to a dance-off on our server, and let’s just say things got wild. So come on over and see if you’ve got what it takes to party like it’s 1985 on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Mahjong Masters – Vtuber Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster features? Well, look no further because our server, Big Rabbit Edition, is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us and witness the epic deranking adventures of our idols, from Nina plummeting in Master 1 to Matatabi struggling in Master 2. And let’s not forget about Elu deranking in Expert 3 – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

But wait, there’s more! Toki’s nail-biting close call in a Daisangen ranked match will have you on the edge of your seat. And Tileman’s transformation into a kekxpert is something you have to see to believe!

Looking for some jong chuubas to follow? We’ve got you covered with a list of up-and-coming talents that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And don’t miss out on our exclusive Jong news, from Khubie’s upcoming tournament to Tileman’s shocking fall from grace. It’s drama, excitement, and mahjong madness all rolled into one!

But the real cherry on top is Kaavi’s fortune readings, where today’s lucky yaku is Yakuhai! Honor pons await you, so join our server now and dominate the competition with the ultimate defense strategy!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCreeperCraze: Will You Join Her?

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Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? This server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep! But that’s not all, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon that will protect them from any creepers that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Crops Grown:	1071
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Chaos: ‘NOT MY PROBLEM’ Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with communists, drug trade drama, and geopolitical chaos! While the rest of the world is busy fighting over Israhell, we’ll be sipping on mate and coffee, making bank off of all the madness. Who needs to worry about world wars when you can just chill and build epic structures in Minecraft? Come join the fun and leave all your real-world problems behind – after all, they’re not our problem!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

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Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!

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Are you tired of discriminating against ginger people? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all souls, whether they’re ginger or not! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement is to have a fiery spirit (and maybe a few freckles).

Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Animals Bred:	91	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineCraftyMcCraftFace

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

Achaeans, Aesclipius, Arian, Arian Religion, arianism, Arians, Atenism, Babylon, Carians, Chaldeans, Church, creeper, cyrus, Edition, Hecate, HOLY, Human Agency, Indian Jews, Jesus Christ, Kali Shaivists, Kassites, Legacy, magi, Medea, Medes, Mitanni Vedics, Moral Topics, Ophiucus, Political, Rome, salvation, sea peoples, sparta, talmudic, Vedic Culture, Zeus Lepsynos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Void Armor Forged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Twink Fap Shack

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
New Chunks Explored:	987396	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1423
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Kik Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4942
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1