HappyTearsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of our Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, singing your favorite song in perfect harmony. You can’t help but burst into happy tears at the sheer beauty of it all. That’s just a taste of the magical experiences waiting for you on our server.

Join us and you’ll discover a land where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and every block you break plays a different tune. Not to mention the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare items and enchanted gear.

But the real reason to join our server? The community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, share a laugh, and embark on epic adventures together. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to happy cry like never before!

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	155	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	5197	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crops Grown:	8771
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	5571	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Votes:	1329	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	97

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	7912	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!