Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers have taken over and are demanding taxes in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of life hacks to make your daily life more hilarious! Need to build a house? Just use a stack of TNT and watch it magically appear! Want to tame a wolf? Just serenade it with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Potions Brewed: 73 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY