Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers have taken over and are demanding taxes in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of life hacks to make your daily life more hilarious! Need to build a house? Just use a stack of TNT and watch it magically appear! Want to tame a wolf? Just serenade it with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions: 2 Gods Slained: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY