Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the joy of punching trees and building giant phallic structures with a community of equally deranged players! Need a break from the real world? Come relax in our virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s render distance, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be the one to finally give him the explosive hug he’s been waiting for?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the server and establish a new pecking order. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 6800 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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