HappyBroCraft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so happy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. Want a house made entirely of cake? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? Easy peasy. Want a pet zombie named Steve? Well, that might be pushing it, but we’ll see what we can do.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dimension Hops:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KinkyCuriousMC SMP

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a little spice in your blocky life? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to explore all your kinks and fantasies!

Join our server and dive into a world where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Knock yourself out! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the riches that await you? Or will you chicken out and stick to building dirt houses like a noob?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams come to life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Runes Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockyQuest: Die for Diamonds!

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join our server and embark on a quest so epic, you’ll forget about real life responsibilities!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of evil chickens attack you. But fear not, for our server has a secret weapon – a squad of ninja pigs ready to defend you at all costs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where you can feast on unlimited bacon and ride on flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover what’s truly worth dying for – because let’s face it, who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mines Excavated:	1157

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ButterflyCraft Minecraft Server

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butterflies r like the coolest dudes in da bug world, but sumhow they r disappearing in da UK. it’s like a butterfly emergency up in here! come join our minecraft server and help save da butterflies by building them a giant flower garden to chill in. we need all da help we can get to protect these majestic creatures before they disappear forever. plus, if u join now u get a free butterfly pet to fly around with u in da game. let’s save da butterflies together, cuz who knows what kinda crazy chaos will happen if they all go extinct. butterflies unite! 🦋🌸 #SaveTheButterflies

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem

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so, u kno this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this madness. first off, we got llamas that can do backflips and shoot lasers out their eyes. yep, u heard me right. not only that, but we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and gold apples. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yea, it’s pretty epic.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so lit that even the Venezuela opposition leader had to come play. he was all like “yo, i gotta sign this letter accepting maduro’s victory so i can keep playing on this sick minecraft server.” true story, bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, where else can u find llamas that shoot lasers out their eyes?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Car Dealership

Automotive Industry, CAR, car dealerships, car depreciation, car industry, car maintenance, car market, car market predictions, car ownership, car software, car subscriptions, car technology, car technology advancements, car trends, dealer-provided maintenance, dealership, future of cars, High tech cars, PIXEL, software updates, subscription services, Technology, used car market

yo, u ever wanted to ride in a car in minecraft that needs software updates and subscription services? well, this server got u covered, fam! imagine driving around in a high tech car that needs special dealer-provided maintenance like it’s real life or somethin’. who needs regular old boring cars in minecraft when u can have one that’s gonna tank the used car market in 20-30 years? join now for the most futuristic ride of ur life!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ABN

Bulgarian New Fun Game Server Best Cool Community Multiplayer Adventure Creative Survival PVP Economy Minigames Roleplay Custom Plugins Events Friendly, Survival

Abn is new Bulgarian server with game and fun purpose is to make new Bulgarian server with the best thing we can and add more thing are cool and now

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9973	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TardisBlueBox

Architects, Chefs, DETECTIVES, Economy System, endless possibilities, gaming experience, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft server, new friends, OneBlock, PvP, rare items, Roleplay, Shops, Skills, society ranks, Special abilities, Survival, TardisBlueBox, Time Crystals, virtual stocks, virtual world

Once upon a time, in the vast world of Minecraft, there existed a server like no other – the Tardis Minecraft server. This server was unique in that it offered a wide range of jobs and an intricate economy system that allowed players to earn in-game currency and climb the ranks of society.

One of the most innovative features of the Tardis Minecraft server was its approach to jobs. Instead of the typical mining or farming jobs found on other servers, Tardis offered a variety of creative and unique professions for players to choose from. Players could become architects and build towering skyscrapers, chefs and create delicious meals for other players, or even detectives and solve mysteries throughout the virtual world.

The economy on the Tardis server was equally as impressive. Players could buy and sell goods, invest in virtual stocks, and even open their own shops to sell their creations to other players. The currency on the server was called Time Crystals, which could be used to purchase rare items or unlock special abilities.

With the combination of innovative job options and a robust economy system, the Tardis Minecraft server quickly became a popular destination for players looking for a unique and engaging gaming experience. Players from all over the world flocked to the server to test their skills, make new friends, and immerse themselves in a virtual world full of endless possibilities.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Emeralds Found:	6851
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7737	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	74	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Forget Gaming, Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with the absolute dumpster fire that is AAA gaming? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Imagine a world where you can build anything your heart desires, where pigs fly and creepers are actually your best friends.

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds are as common as dirt.

So why waste your time with boring old AAA games when you can join us on this epic adventure? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4097	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Holo GTA RP Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old RP servers where no one actually roleplays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest place to be! We’ve got players pretending to be llamas, building giant statues of themselves, and even hosting dance parties with creepers. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs holoGTA when you can have holoMinecraft? Come join the madness today!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	9730
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FlexCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only flex is having a full set of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet creeper that can do the Macarena on command! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to show off your wildest creations. Who needs diamonds when you can have a house made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NATO Defense Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict Resolution, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Estonia, european security, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, preemptively strike, readiness, russia, Server, Signals

haha ok so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy war between Estonia and Russia. like, Estonia is all like “we gonna strike first to defend NATO” and Russia is like “oh no u didn’t”. it’s like a virtual battle royale but with blocks and stuff. u gotta join this server to see who will come out on top, it’s gonna be lit fam. plus, there’s like secret weapons and power-ups and all that jazz. so come join the fun and let’s see who will be the ultimate minecraft warrior in this insane war zone. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MatzahCraft: Unearthed in Belarus

antisemitism, archaeology, Belarus, discovery, eastern europe, Genocide, History, Holocaust, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Mass Grave, MatzahCraft, memorial, Remembrance, Tragedy, Uncovered, unearthed, War Crimes, world war II

join our epic minecraft server where we uncovered a jewish mass grave in belarus and turned it into a wild pvp arena! fight off zombies and skeletons while dodging creepers and endermen, all while paying respects to the fallen. but watch out for the cursed diamond armor that spawns in the middle of the arena – it’s said to be haunted by the spirits of the past! come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Stroller TV Time Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even ur parents will be like “what in the world is happening?!”

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.

so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.