Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
Gods Slained: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
Glorious Feasts Held: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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