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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8688 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Crops Grown: | 9449 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all trained in the art of stand-up comedy, so you’ll be laughing your butt off while fighting them. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away.
Oh, and did I mention that the server currency is actually cookies? Yeah, you heard me right. You can buy and sell stuff with cookies. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form.
So if you want to join this insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server, just hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, your depression will be gone in no time once you start playing on this server.