Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a Psilocybin trip for your gaming experience!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with love and laughter, just like that magical trip you’ll never forget.

So come on, hop on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Minecraft who?” Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling happier than ever before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
Emeralds Found: 6403 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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