HapaCraft Minecraft Server

Victory, SPEED, sprinter, sports, British

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a British WMAF hapa who just won the 100m at the NCAA T&F championships! And guess what? He’s looking for BLACKBROS to join him on his epic Minecraft adventures!

Join our server for a chance to race against the speed demon himself and see if you can beat him in a sprint across the virtual world. Who knows, maybe he’ll even teach you his secret techniques for winning races and becoming a Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot and uncover ancient secrets. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword buried deep within the virtual caves, guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the sword for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adrenaline-pumping races, epic treasure hunts, and maybe even a chance to meet the British WMAF hapa himself. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Parent’s Home Minecraft Server

winter storm, working toilet, waters receding, RELENTLESS, son’s mother

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! We promise you won’t have to deal with any flooding or crazy baby mama drama here. Our virtual world is safe from all natural disasters and exes with attitude problems. Plus, our in-game toilets actually work and you can take as many showers as you want without running out of hot water. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to escape the madness of the real world than on our server. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – we’ve got plenty of pixelated fun waiting for you!

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MommaCraft – Keep Out!

overstepping, relationships, advice, Parties, perspective

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Are you tired of boring friendships where nothing exciting happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like how Mary spills all the tea to her mom, you can spill all your secrets to your fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

Looking for a server where boundaries are just a suggestion? Look no further! Just like Mary’s mom, who loves to give unsolicited advice, our community is always ready to give you their two cents on your builds, your mining techniques, and even your love life.

So come join us on this server where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is served hot like a fresh batch of lava. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

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AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP

BIZARRE, luggage, weird, travel, UNUSUAL

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical airport where pigs fly and creepers work as baggage handlers. I once saw a player riding a llama through the security checkpoint, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party on the runway with Endermen DJing. Plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village of talking villagers who give out enchanted diamond gear like it’s candy. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server to play on. Join now before the flying pigs take off without you!

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LoveCraftedLlamas

LoveCraftedLlamas, unconventional partnerships, love knows no rules, non-traditional relationships, unconventional love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old romantic norms? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re into dating creepers, having romantic picnics in the Nether, or maybe even getting hitched to a zombie villager! Who needs traditional romance when you can have a love affair with a blocky pig? So come on down to our server and let your love for Minecraft run wild!

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DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server

Truth, trump, Politics, united states, world leaders

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can talk and give you life advice. and our diamonds? oh man, they sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave.

plus, we got this secret underground cave where you can find a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and chickens ride on horses. it’s wild, dude.

and don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. it’s like watching two llamas duke it out over a carrot. pure entertainment, bro.

so yeah, join our server and escape the boring reality of everyday life. come hang out with us in our crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

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HapaCraft Minecraft Server

Parent’s Home Minecraft Server

MommaCraft – Keep Out!

AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP

LoveCraftedLlamas

DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server