Hao SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Farms Harvested:	482
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!

PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server

children’s education, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, education, family dynamics, Family Support, financial situation, Minecraft, parenting, private school, PrivateSchoolPVP, responsibilities, school choice, school enrollment, school options, school planning, school preparation, school readiness, Server, step-parenting, stepson, tuition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize education for all players! Just like the dilemma of enrolling children in school, we believe in giving all players the best tools to succeed in the game. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own private school in Minecraft, where your child avatars can learn and grow in a safe and nurturing environment.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some drama and tough decisions to make. Will you prioritize your biological child’s education over your stepchild’s? Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Join our server and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself enrolling your virtual children in a private Minecraft school funded by your generous virtual parents! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

UnclelessInheritanceLOL

BETRAYAL, Charity, college fund, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family secrets, gambling, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, jake paul, loyalty, MIKE TYSON, Money Matters, Secrets, Trust, uncle drama, UnclelessInheritanceLOL, unexpected news

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server where family secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden family funds, secret gambling losses, and unexpected college funds for cousins. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the juicy drama firsthand?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through family feuds and financial scandals while building your dream Minecraft world. Join now and see if you can uncover more secrets than a detective in a mystery novel!

USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, confusion, Crisis, current events, debate, Democracy, discussion, Government, leadership, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, society, trending, U.S, uncertainty, united states, USofAChaos

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	426
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

First Steps Toward Light Sails

advanced propulsion, Cosmic exploration, distant galaxies, distant star systems, EXPERIMENTAL, first steps, future technology, innovative technology, interstellar missions, interstellar travel, Light, lightsails, propulsion technology, sails, scientific research, solar sails, space exploration, Space missions, space propulsion, Space Travel, space travel technology, spacecraft, steps

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5171	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you’re like in this crazy world where you can build these epic lightsails that can take you to distant star systems. like, whoa, right?

we’ve got this insane story where you have to collect all these rare materials from different planets in order to build your lightsail. and then once you’ve got it all set up, you can just blast off into space and explore all these crazy new worlds.

plus, there’s this whole thing where you have to battle against these alien mobs that are trying to stop you from reaching the stars. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay, man.

so come join our server and be part of this epic adventure to reach the stars. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally.

EonCraft – Nexus Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, EonCraft, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Realm, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	141663	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest trip you’ll ever take, man. We got characters that’ll blow your mind, like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori. And don’t even get me started on Fujikura Uruka and Shisui Michiru, they’re on a whole other level, dude. Plus, we got streams from Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, and even Dizzy Dokuro – it’s a party up in here, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina bringing the heat, along with Himemiya Rie and Erina Makina. And if that’s not enough for you, we got Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, and Eimi Isami ready to rock your world. Oh, and don’t forget about Muu Muyu and Hikanari Hina, they’ll blow your mind, bro.

And if you’re into some Japanese flair, we got Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, and Gram Pico holding it down. Ayase Yuu and Kaminari Clara are also in the mix, bringing that international flavor. So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server and let’s get this party started!

Jingle Jangle Madness

Archive, deer, Deer Left, Deltarune, desuarchive, DOE, Doebrary, Doerot, gallery, Game, GDrive, general, google drive, Holiday Edition, jangle, Jingle, Last Doerot, madness, Mega, mega.nz, Noelle Holiday, RELIVE, Trash

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there, where the last deer reigns supreme! Join us in the world of Doerot, where madness and chaos collide in epic proportions. Explore the Doebrary Mega and GDrive, dive into the Doe Gallery, and experience the Doegame like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime in the Last Doerot. Join now and let the insanity begin!

JokesterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, big guy, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional triggers, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, Healing Process, jokes, JokesterCraft, kitten attack, Minecraft, not being able to take a joke, Scars, self-care, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Upset

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Animals Bred:	134
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16

So, remember that time I saved my toddler nephew from a vicious kitten attack? Yeah, we both got scratched up pretty bad and now we have battle scars to prove it. But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be joining a community of survivors who have faced the wrath of killer kittens and lived to tell the tale. Plus, we have epic build battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky family jokes. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

GymRageCraft

anger issues, anger management, car damage, car door damage, car door dent, car door ding, car door hit, Confrontation, confrontation at gym, confrontation over car door, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful parking, fuming, gym parking lot, GymRageCraft, handling anger, lack of apology, lack of respect, losing temper, parking etiquette, Parking lot etiquette

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can release all your pent-up anger from real-life situations like the one described above! Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can smash blocks instead of car doors.

Our server is the perfect place to blow off steam and have a laugh at the ridiculousness of life. Build a giant statue of the guy who dinged your car, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer. Or create a mini-game where players have to navigate a parking lot without getting their doors dented by careless NPCs.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to spawn angry mobs that represent all the annoying people you encounter in everyday life. From entitled Karen zombies to rude Steve skeletons, you can take out your frustrations on these virtual nuisances.

So come join us on our server and let loose in a world where you can turn real-life annoyances into hilarious Minecraft adventures. Who knew venting could be so much fun?

TariffCraft: Canuck Confusion

border security, Canada, Canuck, China, confusion, diplomatic tensions, Economy, fentanyl supply, foreign policy, global trade, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, international relations, mexico, NAFTA, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tarriffs, trade war, Trump administration

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Star Shards Collected:	244	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	915	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s trade policies? Look no further! Join our server where we impose ridiculous tariffs on all players for the most absurd reasons. Just like how Canada got slapped with a 25% tariff for…existing? Who knows what crazy tariffs we’ll come up with next! Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our wacky economy. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Canadian players, they might try to sneak in without paying their dues!

NestleCraft Server: Trashy Trials!

#sustainability, corporate responsibility, court case, environmental impact, environmental justice, environmental lawsuit, environmental regulations, environmental violations, France, illegal waste dumps, legal action, legal proceedings, Nestlé Waters, NestleCraft, Pollution, Server, TRASHY, trial, Trials, Waste Disposal, waste dumping, waste management, water conservation, water contamination

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even Nestlé Waters got jealous and started dumping their trash there? well, now u can! join our server and witness the epic battle between players and evil water corporations. build ur own trash fortress and defend it from the evil Nestlé minions. collect resources and craft weapons to defeat the corporate overlords. join now and be part of the revolution against illegal waste dumps in France! #TrashFortressRevolution #NestléVsPlayers

MiddleClassCraft

Challenges, consumer spending, demographics, Development, economic recovery, Economy, emerging markets, fiscal policy, Global, Government, growth, India, leadership, middle class, MiddleClassCraft, modi, opportunities, Politics, Revival, rough year, strategy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	5000	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like modi tryna revive growth in india, but in minecraft form. so, like, if u wanna be part of dat middle class vibe and help save da economy, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got like, crazy cool mods dat will blow ur mind. like, u can ride a flying pig or turn into a unicorn. it’s wild, man. so, like, come join us and be part of dis epic journey to save india’s economy in minecraft form. u won’t regret it, bro.

The city is a lot of opportunities and at home server minecraft

city, home, Minecraft, opportunities, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Animals Bred:	122	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchantments Applied:	93

The description of the server server “City of many opportunities and at home” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Cosmic Crafters 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Cosmic, Crafters, education, learning, physics channel, physics concepts, physics content, physics demonstrations, physics experiments, physics explained, physics for beginners, Physics for Kids, physics for students, physics lessons, physics topics, physics tutorials, PHYSICS., Science, Short Video, STEM, Video

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	170	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-warping, block-building adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft once you step foot in this wacky wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to build epic structures and battle fierce mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and engage in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Players:	110/500	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3