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Beta Male Dislike Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a low t beta male who can’t appreciate the art of twerking? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, twerking is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us and unleash your inner ooga booga mating call as you twerk your way to victory. Who knew that shaking your booty could lead to such epic Minecraft adventures? Don’t be a beta, join us now and twerk like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Autumn Vibes City Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a city that’s stuck in eternal autumn? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where every season is summer, because who needs pumpkin spice when you can have palm trees and beach parties all year round?

Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a golden carrot. Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but his oinking charm and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the elusive Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with poultry in ways that will leave you clucking with laughter. Join us and witness the magic of chickens laying golden eggs and performing synchronized dances.

So why wait? Leave your autumn woes behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with sunshine, laughter, and a whole lot of pixelated fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

What is the IP for CouRage Gaming Minecraft Server?

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CouRage Gaming is a popular gaming channel on YouTube and Twitch run by content creator Jack “CouRage” Dunlop. Known for his energetic and entertaining personality, CouRage has amassed a large following by playing a variety of popular video games such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and Minecraft. With a focus on creating engaging and humorous content, CouRage Gaming has become a go-to destination for gaming enthusiasts looking for quality entertainment.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Shojo Null Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the æsthetic is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails! We’ve got a plot so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our outrageous character designs – we’ve got players rocking diamond armor that looks like it was designed by Picasso himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into gore, you’ll feel right at home here. We’ve got blood, guts, and severed limbs galore. And get this – our players actually have hair vents. That’s right, their hair vents actually work. It’s a game-changer, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the heartwarming friendship between a human and a murderous cyborg. It’s like a buddy cop movie, but with more explosions and less talking. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kronii Spacebar Fauna Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old stuff and plays by the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: Kronii stumbling upon Fauna in a massive group collab setting. The chaos that ensues is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Fauna tries to build a cute little farm, but Kronii keeps pranking her by planting TNT under her crops. Fauna retaliates by unleashing a horde of angry chickens on Kronii’s base. It’s a battle of epic proportions that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy events and challenges that will keep you on your toes. From building competitions where the theme is “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian” to treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block encased in a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Colonial Conquest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft server and find out the real reason why Spanish and Portuguese colonies weren’t as successful as English colonies – because they didn’t have access to our magical diamond mines! That’s right, we’ve got diamonds for days, and our players are living like royalty while the Spanish and Portuguese are stuck digging for coal. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Animals Bred:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Where We At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and there’s no room for shenanigans? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you cool cats and kittens over 40!

Join us for some epic gameplay where we build, mine, and craft while sipping on some potions of hilarity. Need a break from all the block-breaking? No worries, we’ve got a designated chill zone where you can medicate with some virtual herbs and spices.

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground faction known as the Dropouts? We’re all about causing chaos and confusion, so be prepared to drop everything halfway through a build or a battle just for the lols.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Amelia Watson & Dooby Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we worship the one and only Amelia Watson and her trusty sidekick, Dooby the dorky dog! Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with mystery, laughter, and lots of derpiness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Amelia once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. And Dooby? Well, Dooby once built a mansion out of bones and rotten flesh just to impress a group of zombie pigmen.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as our favorite duo, then look no further! Join us for a fun-filled experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Amelia and Dooby await your arrival, so come on in and let the derpiness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Elon’s Daughter Is Leaving The USA Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride into battle on the back of a flying pig?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders and ghasts playing volleyball with magma cubes.

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “was it worth it?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Scrolls Combat Server – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring combat and dull landscapes in other games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, vibrant colors, and epic adventures! Say goodbye to walking aimlessly in empty worlds and caves – on our server, you’ll be dodging fireballs from dragons, exploring rainbow-colored forests, and uncovering hidden treasures in every corner. Don’t waste your time on lackluster games like Elder Scrolls – come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. They became the richest player on the server and ruled with an iron fist (literally, they had a diamond sword). But then, a group of mischievous players banded together and pranked them by filling their house with chickens. It was clucking chaos, but oh so hilarious!

If you want to be a part of the madness, join our server now! We have custom plugins, crazy events, and a community that will make you feel right at home. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	166	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Linty Python Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.

3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.

5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons – because who doesn’t love free stuff, amirite?

Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares – they’re not your average bunnies, trust us. And don’t miss out on the double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages – it’s like cleaning up your room, but with extra rewards!

Oh, and have you heard about the Vicious Dogs Within event? Earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III – it’s like a doggy daycare, but way more exciting.

Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair – because who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sjal and earn epic rewards?

And don’t forget to redeem those codes for even more goodies – because why settle for just one when you can have them all?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Why Don’t You Get A GF Anon? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where plapping butts is not only allowed, but encouraged! Grope your way to victory as you navigate through crazy challenges and obstacles. And hey, who knows, maybe finding a Minecraft girlfriend will actually make you more popular with the ladies in real life too! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	4