Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Gods Slained: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
Void Armor Forged: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magic Items Found: 1575
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

    HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

    Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Star Shards Collected: 99

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

    UterusCraft: No Questions Asked
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

    On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

    And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

    Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedditHorrorStories SMP

    RedditHorrorStories SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSelfControlSnacks

    NoSelfControlSnacks
    Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Acai Looks Like Noob

    Acai Looks Like Noob
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

    also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Star Shards Collected: 121
    Magic Items Found: 8921 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Buildings Constructed: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

    Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server
    Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

    So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Farms Harvested: 935 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

    LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!
    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.
    We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.
    No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!
    No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.
    No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!
    Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!
    Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!
    Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP? To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server? We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
    Can I donate to the server? We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
    How can I get involved in server events and competitions? We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 82 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 489

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

    Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Villages Defended: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 9591
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Ores Mined: 7841 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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