Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
New Chunks Explored: 252528 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

    Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Animals Bred: 183
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Runes Activated: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9293
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 237 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Buildings Constructed: 45

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Farms Harvested: 302 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/a-minecraft-server-minecraft-server-3/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok Follow us on Tiktok

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Gods Slained: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Farms Harvested: 110 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 428
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Falling into the Void: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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